Has anybody else in the entire world, aside from these guys, created an ode to a pee? That’s what Spanish band Los Toreros Muertos (“The Dead Bullfighters”) did in 1986 with
this song called “Mi Agüita Amarilla” (“My Little Yellow Water”) from their debut album “30 Años De Éxitos” (“30 Years Of Hits” – not a compilation). Taken from an original Spanish pressing of the LP. Here’s a translation of the lyrics for those of you who don’t understand Spanish:

And I think I’ve had over forty beers today
And I think I’ll have to eject them out of me
And I go upstairs to the water in the bar
And I start pissing and burst into laughter
A hot and warm little yellow water comes out of me

And it goes down a pipe,
It goes under your house,
It goes under your family,
It goes under your workplace,
My little yellow water, my little yellow water

And it reaches a river,
The shepherd drinks it,
The little cows drink it,
It waters the fields,
My little yellow water, my little yellow water

And it goes down to the sea,
It plays with the little fish,
It Plays with the squid,
It plays with the jellyfish
And with the hake
That you eat

My little yellow water, my little yellow water,
My little yellow water, my little yellow water

The sun warms my little yellow water
Puts it at a hundred degrees,
Sends it up,
It travels through the sky,
It arrives to your city
And it starts to deluge

It wets the streets,
It wets your father,
Your mother washes the dishes with my little yellow water
It wets the schoolyard,
It wets the city hall

My little yellow water, my little yellow water,
My little yellow water, my little yellow water

And I think I’ve had over forty beers today
And I think I’ll have to eject them out of me
And I go upstairs to the water in the bar
And I start pissing and burst into laughter
And I start thinking
Where will it go, where will it go,
Where will it go, where will it go
It will spread throughout the world,
It will turn the jungle green,
And what makes me most happy
Is that my little yellow water will be an unclean liquid

My little yellow water, my little yellow water

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